swiss cottage

A good hearted third party who services two men who want to get their end away, but don't like each other very much. Often known to use geometrically unusual chocolate.

Helmut and Pierre had never seen eye to eye, but Toby was the perfect swiss cottage, tossing them both off without either of them so much as grazing thighs or losing national pride.

by HBeck June 24, 2018

Swiss Rolled

The act of ejaculating into someone’s belonging and rolling it afterwards. Mostly used as a vengeance after a breakup

She cheated on me and she left her sleeping bag at my place. I swiss rolled it before she picked it up

by PocketLewis March 23, 2021

Swiss Slide

A euphemism for committing suicide.

I'm glad I decided not to take the Swiss slide over my parent's divorce

by mplshd October 20, 2021

Swiss saucepan

When a group of 9 people stand in a circle and cum on a person who is crouched

Yo dude you gotta watch this porn it has a Swiss saucepan at the end.

by Swiss saucepan March 11, 2019

loser swiss

An adjective used to describe a person who uses a weak insult

Brian: Yeah, well your stupid
Jimmy: Wow, get better loser swiss

by ayejellydog April 19, 2017

Swiss Siege

When your garboottz at r6 siege, and literally have holes from all the pumpings.

Common man, I'm sick of these pumpings, why is my team Swiss siege.

*Looks at leaderboard and sees Russ 0-7* come on man, quit being Swiss siege.

by Razwankrazelchuck April 14, 2019

swiss rolling

Swiss Rolling is when two women ride each other's clits.

Sally likes Swiss Rolling with Susie.

by jujubeelikesknees September 18, 2014