Swerved

1. Failure to maintain lanes

2. Detour

3. Change of subject.

4. Distraction.

5. Losing your focus.

6. Keeping a low profile.

7. Choosing an alternate route

8. A comment coming out of nowhere.

9. Deer in the road or roadkill

10. When youre fucked up because you cant act straight

Guy: Damn baby I missed your fine ass.....

Girl: do you have my child support?

Guy: and on that note, swerved.

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Guy: whoa! Did you see that! I bout swerved! We almost just died!

Guy2: Dude. We been parked at a stop sign for the last 5 minutes.

by RicolaCoughDrops June 8, 2018

Swerves House

The greatest GC on twitter

“Swerves house is a goated GC”
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I Miss sam

RIP SadCenaSZN”

by idekwhoiamanymore12 November 27, 2022

swerve juice

when you get high on a lot of pussy voice, and after words you talk like a hippy and feel like a gangster.

“Yeah man, i just got so high on swerve juice!”

“Even though i ain’t lesbian, i got so high on swerve juice”

by skkkrttt April 24, 2018

swerve

swerving is when you smoothly reject a kiss or make the other person think your going to kiss them and move your face away from theirs before they kiss you.

“he tried to kiss me and i swerved him so hard!”

by 😍😳 May 17, 2021

Swerve

An idiot, scammer, swindler, someone to avoid

Stay away from that swerve.

by BigDeal4u December 12, 2018

SWERV

A biker that is totally cool, and knows what he wants except when it comes to expressing his feelings for that specific Biker Babe that he knows deep in his soul that he is fully attracted to but just will not make the first move to end up with her as his soulmate.

He is a Swerv and needs to man up and ask his Biker Babe out once and for all!

by Gentlegiant70 January 29, 2023

swerve it

stop it ye ming

arr swerve it ye little muppet

by Daren Gee May 26, 2021