Swatting

Where a man name Justin takes the Semen of a man named Michael, then looks straight up and spits it in the air. He then plays a game with himself where he swats it in midair before it lands on his face. In his mind, he wins either way. Michael is repulsed.

Justin was caught laughing maniacally swatting Michael's left over Semen from an old condom in trash.

by Justin’sDaddy June 9, 2021

Swat

Way to medicate off marijuana

I really want a swat right now

by Thathippychild October 14, 2017

Twat Swatting

The female version of cock blocking

My girl was twat swatting last night so I didn't get that D like I wanted

by ReapDini April 29, 2025

SWAT

When you wanna cop shit so hard you go in like SWAT.

Damn bro you see them air force ones on stockx? I'm about to SWAT that shit.

by Dopecracka July 1, 2020

Swat

Plural past tense of the word sweat.

I swat a lot when sleeping last night.

by ThisBoiisJake April 29, 2021

Twat Swat

The act of Garret'ing a situation. Actions taken that limit the amount of exposed breast in the group chat.

Kayci was excitedly anticipating her bribe payment when someone Twat Swatted her heavenly ordained blessing.

by BajanKing February 25, 2019

wad-swat

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.

Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018