Sumonard

Sumonard- a Bernard who doesn't care about his health and eats 3 dinners every night

Please don't be a Sumonard.

by Cleancutter June 29, 2019

Shmonoger

its a sex organ that a queer has. It is made up of 2 balls and a vagina.

1)wow whata queer he must have a shmonoger.
2)did you get that ointment for my shmonoger its been red for several days.

by 69gynecologist69 June 14, 2011

Shmoning

When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things

Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.

by lewlou January 27, 2015

simon moir

Guy that is under 4 foot 9

Oh that guy is a Simon moir

by SimonMoirAFag June 5, 2018

Simon Cowell’d

That will be a no from me.

Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.

Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?

Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?

by Luna Stark November 20, 2019

samonia

Someone with a whole heart, samonia means two moons which means that samonia is a brave heart person that cares more than you can think

Someone is a samonia

by Samonia December 10, 2020

Simon Minter

A YouTuber, part of the Sidemen group, has a few songs out(check them out), has a podcast - What's Good? with Randolph who is a friend of the Sidemen who regularly helps film videos. Simon is allegedly known to be KSI(JJ)'s boyfriend, Calfreezy's twin one may say. He is an elite Fortnite dancer, the rap or crap mastermind, TikToking skills master, dyes his hair often, most importantly GREAT AT FOOTBALL and is quite handsome to be fair. He was a posh kid who went to a private school. He calls his friend Zerkaa(Josh) old when in reality he is only 3 days younger.

Person 1 - "hey, have you watched the new Simon Minter video?"
Person 2 - "lol, what's up with you calling him like that, mate?"

by Sarah Buddget December 24, 2020