slopey seconds

In the winter Olympics of life, you're always going for the gold, but sometimes you just have to settle for slopey seconds.

The Norwegians might be in first place, but we wouldn't mind getting their slopey seconds.

by huglife4eva February 10, 2014

stoney bones

A mythical sex god. Some call him A Her. In the valleys of Tuscany they call him Stoney Bones Herino. At times he can become frightening but with time and patience he warms your soul with love and passion. Real stand up guy.

I was walking through the forest when a Stoney Bones flew in on a dragon to rescue my soul.

by breakfastattiffanys March 8, 2014

stropey

A word which means someone who likes to suck many cocks

Dakota is what some call a stropey

by poodlemonkey69 December 13, 2016

Stoney bologne

That form of THC intoxication where the individual will become so honest about his or her feelings but, unfortunately, appears phoney.

Oh my, he's stoney bologne, claiming he'll love me for as long as he has tacos.

by DrLobotomist December 24, 2016

Stoney

To be high as a kite. Simple as that.

"I am unbelievably stoney right now man"

by highlife69 February 13, 2017

stokeyzee

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This is a dope rap term used to describe the best english white rapper named stokeyzee

He haz too much skillz for society...........

Theres good rappers and then there is stokeyzee the greatest rapper of all muthaphuckin time

by Unofficialdictionary August 24, 2018

SToney

Smokin like a gram of hash in like 1 or two hits

aye bruh i just hit this bong and i’m feelin stoney mahb

by SToney mahb October 30, 2018