a-pooh-stics

1. The acoustics of a toilet.

2. Really bad acoustics in a concert venue.

Drunken Frat Boy: Dude.. I just took a dump, and it had realllllllllly bad a-pooh-stics

by DingleBerry Fairly Fairy July 7, 2009

stems and seeds

Deliberate lack of something, be it information, goods or consideration. Usually a withholding as part of a deception.

"Come on, Johnny. I asked you for some information, and all you're giving me are stems and seeds."

by Hashim R. Hathaway February 2, 2008

Sims

A game that rocks!!!!!

by laserblaze21 September 13, 2003

Sims 2

I warn you, don't get this game if you don't have a lot of free time and hard drive space and your disposal. I got this game, It was cool at first, but now it seems that every time I get on it, I get bored as hell and quit after just one sim-day (about 7 minutes if you consider the fast forwards). Also, the base game itself takes up like 3000 mb, plus all the expansions make it like 7 thousand. AND you'll probably increase it to 10 thousand just from download a ton of custom content. I wouldn't suggest getting this game unless you have a second computer solely for the purpose of playing it.

College Kid: FUCK!! I don't have enough drive space to download this pair of Sims 2 underwear! Oh, wait, I could delete my Final Report!

by Slayn July 15, 2007

A Stimmy

A stimmy is a unit of measurement equal to the most recent US government stimulus check (As now it would be 1400)

It is used when people want to buy things with the money from a simulus check

P1: I just ordered a brand new PC
P2: Cool, how much was it
P1: It has a 2080 and I got it for just under a stimmy
P2: Hell yeah!

by Trevor136_kill_me_rn March 13, 2021

simsbury

a town filled with snobby kids who like to gossip, party, drink and smoke, they think they are better then everyone else, and the school system is the best around

where are you from?
simsbury!
oh you must be rich and stuck up

by laura janers March 13, 2011

sims online

A game that completely robs GROWN ADULTS of their lives. Honestly, I occasionally play the game and their are people over 30 that play it literalyy all day. Theyt just leave it on to take showers and such. those of them who have real jobs only think about this game at work, they've admittted it. Take me seriously- if you want a succesful life with a real spouse, freinds and unneglectd children, DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME... unless you have strong self control. It is really disgusting to talk to this people... they have lost sight of reality and, frantly, I can't help put pity them... at least everyone is nice and freindly. Plus, there is really no gameplay. Basically you sit there for hours watching your sims do repetitive tasks for money and skills to aquire objects and such that...well... DON"T EXIST. Please think about playing this addictive and life virtually life robbing game. I remember the wonerful day i realized there was no point to it... finally freed myself...

This is a real converation I had with with a Sims Online player:

Me: So how often do you play?
Sims Online Player: All day.
Me: So what do you do for money?
Sims Online Player: ...Im getting uncomfortable...

by Dan The Definer May 8, 2007