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Scarf

To eat quickly and with complete disregard of grace and social etiquette.

Word Origin: In the Shakespearian era, the first ever eating contest took place. What led to the eating contest is unknown; however, it has been noted that William Shakespeare attended and remarked "In sooth, I hope these wily contestants do not ingest their cravats."

Also derived from this incident was the word craving.
Johnny: Scarf those crepes down Jesus!

Jesus: I've been craving crepes continuously for centuries since my conception.
by Larry Brains July 22, 2008
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Starfish

Starfish(n) the anus, or rectum. Also an adj.
Foxy's starfish looked a little beat-up, so I didn't think she'd mind if I went ahead and pounded it some myself.
by rufnqaz July 28, 2016
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crinkled starfish

the anus or butthole, the opening which shit falls out of.
she tounged my crinkled starfish(see rusty trombone)
by jason&mikey February 25, 2003
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winkin' stinkin' starfish

One of a zillion slang terms for the anus.
He probed a broomstick up my WINKIN' STINKIN' STARFISH!
by Joey Schwartzman May 3, 2006
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Scarf Down

To tastelessly stuff your face with food.
Whenever you eat Mexican, you inherently scarf down your food.
by Shabbybear January 9, 2015
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Dutch Soccer Scarf

The scar left around one's neck when they are found dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation.
"I'm intrigued, but I don't think I'm quite ready to try a Dutch Soccer Scarf."

Tairy: "Hey Milt, is that a Dutch Soccer Scarf?"

Milt's Coroner: "No."

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A-Rod's post-season record'
by Pseudo-Tairy October 31, 2009
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chocolate starfish

by freak child October 11, 2003
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