An expression indicating that a particular work of entertainment is going to be of such merit that your very gender identity will be reaffirmed by withstanding the excitement.
by palomino December 21, 2013

Another word used for a humongous cock. Horses have enormous dicks and sometimes one of your friends might too.
Daniel: “dude I railed her last night she could barely breath”
Simon: “she was faking her ex had The Stallion”
Simon: “she was faking her ex had The Stallion”
by onfonem666 August 18, 2021

(Used Ironically/sarcastically) a wuss, cuckold or total bitch. A male who would struggle to bench press 1/5 of his body weight.
by the Chame-Loc'ster March 26, 2024

A sexy beast who will eat yo' muther fucking girls tits right off watch out fo dat swag stallion he fuck all y'all bitches
by Tcoleman7 July 10, 2016

Dan is an absolute freak of nature with a body from the gods. The Bloke has a heart of gold and a great shlong to go with it
Person 1 - “Hey there’s Dan!”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
by SickCunt101 September 22, 2020

Italian stallion is an Italian guy that is really hung, often used in reference to porn stars that are hung like the legendary Ron Jeremy.
George: Man that dude is really hung!
Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?
George: Yes I am.
Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.
Armando: Moo moo brown cow.
Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?
George: Yes I am.
Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.
Armando: Moo moo brown cow.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Sticking raw spaghetti in your ass and then sticking it into boiling water so it becomes soft. Then you can wag it like a tail.
It's crazy how Tommy went to the store with his mom for the pasta. He's gonna use it for the Italian Stallion.
by Discouragizer December 1, 2023
