Italian stallion is an Italian guy that is really hung, often used in reference to porn stars that are hung like the legendary Ron Jeremy.
George: Man that dude is really hung!
Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?
George: Yes I am.
Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.
Armando: Moo moo brown cow.
Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?
George: Yes I am.
Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.
Armando: Moo moo brown cow.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Italian stallion does not refer to sylvester stallone because he is gross and oily. He may have been in a low budget soft core porno with his grody hairy chest, but the term Italian Stallion preceded the mumbling mindless miscreants showbiz career and loose namesake by at least 5-10 minutes and was actually referring to a fellow by the name of guido lasannuitto who was in the midst of a midlife crisis resulting in a botched hair transplant procedure...he went for the bargain plugs!!
that Italian Stallion was driving a new sports car because his divorce was turning nasty, but porno was sadly out of the question due to that sagging stomach.
by 999meangirlz999 September 27, 2014
The Italian Stallion is the act of inserting spaghetti into a woman’s vaginal cavity whilst she is menstruating, then reaching in and pulling it out thus finishing the sacred dish of Ancient Italian Godess Gizaludina.
“Dude I was over at Kari’s house and I decided to say fuck it, and performed an Italian Stalllion.”
“What’s an Italian Stallion?
“You should probably read the work of Gizaludina.”
“What’s an Italian Stallion?
“You should probably read the work of Gizaludina.”
by KimJongUno February 2, 2019
The act of cutting a Italian horses cock off and rubbing it in marinara sauce and stuffed with melted cheese. Proceed to shove it up your partner and when you ejaculate the melted cheese will come out. Meatballs are optional of course.
by Bigphatttmemes June 29, 2020
by clapfreak November 9, 2021
Most LA chads are glass stallions, snobby and pompous on the surface as relates to having the best clothes and attending the coolest parties, but inside they are shallow and insecure, easily shattered by rejection and disdain coming from the fairer sex
by barnstormer22 February 17, 2021
A sexy beast who will eat yo' muther fucking girls tits right off watch out fo dat swag stallion he fuck all y'all bitches
by Tcoleman7 March 25, 2016