squash waffle

When you take a fat dump in the shower and stand on it to push it down the drain, creating a waffle shaped pattern on the shit.

Hey, I made a Squash Waffle in the shower this morning.

by Dingo ate my child December 26, 2018

Dookie Squat

1.The position most animals get in when trying to pass a bowel movement. i.e. dogs and cats.
2.Position a human will get in when he/she needs to shit and no toilet is available.

Nick-That dog is gonna shit.
Dave-How do you know?
Nick-It's going into a dookie squat


He is such a loser. We told him to go before we left to go fishing. Now he is in the bushes copping a dookie squat with no toilet paper.

by Nicky Jam Jam April 27, 2009

Sumo Squat

To squat down like a sumo wrestler to separate your sweaty ball sack from your thighs, after sitting with your legs closed for a long period of time.

Marty - Man, after driving for hours my balls got stuck to my thighs causing me to "sumo squat".

Anthony - LOLOLOLOL!

An Example of a Sumo Squat:

by Teh Asian One September 18, 2009

Black Metal Squat

A type of squat characterized by bent knees in a position similiar to a normal squat, except you play air guitar and wear face paint. More extreme than other squats.

I was thinkin about doing some black metal squats to work out my glutes and praise satan

by Cameron82190 June 12, 2007

jack squat

not anything, absolutely nothing

I know jack squat about thermodynamics.

by piewire September 19, 2003

Squat Product

an alias for crap, poopy, shit, or doo doo.

Man1: OMG DUDE!!!! I gotta go to the bathroom! AHHHHH!!!!!!(RUNS TO BATHROOM)
Man 2: You okay bro??
Man1: Yeah dude, i just left the biggest squat product EVER!!!!

by Z-unit & friends October 21, 2006

squat trust

The confidence you have in your spotter/personal trainer at the gym.

I was able to push myself extra hard lifting weights today thank to the squat trust I have with my partner.

by Tubzilla December 17, 2008