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Saskatchewan Sprinkler 

1: the act of using artificial or natural lubricant in between a females feet and placing an erected penis in between them, thrusting in and out. (otherwise known as the foot fuck but slightly differentiates) the modern day foot fuck lays at the females discretion. The Saskatchewan Sprinkler is the finishing of the foot fuck letting the semen spray in a sprinkler like motion. In order for it to be a true Saskatchewan Sprinkler the male has to make a sprinkler like sound while ejaculating on his female counterpart.
-can also be used in past tense. (Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed)
ex.
chad: Bro i straight up Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed my girlfriend last night. It was soo legit she asked if i was watering the lawn!

Brian: Bro you didn't!!!? cool.

chad: yess i did! and then she said: oooohh... your nailing by feet.......cool!
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scrinkle 

- to scrunch up
- no, not crinkle... no, not scrunch up... it's SCRINKLE
- kinda like wrinkle but no, it's SCRINKLE
Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person 2: SCRINKLING -scrinkles up paper-
Person 1: Scrinkle? But that isn't a-
Person 2: SHUT UP
scrinkle by raeraerareraerae September 10, 2015

Sprankle 

To spread/sprinkle joy, happiness and pure awesomeness, leaving a trail of said awesomeness behind you wherever one may pass...
Sarah sprankled harder than anyone you imaginable.

or

Keep Calm and Sprankle On!
Sprankle by six1seven1 March 13, 2014

Donut with sprinkles 

What you call your anus after you've dusted it with glitter.
Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald tonight."

piss sprinkler 

(verb) To spin and/or twist while urinating, so one can piss on everything in sight in a given area. Frequently done in anger or while drunk - or both.

(noun) The act of performing a piss sprinkler.
The waitress in the Rodeo Bar was a real twat, so I piss sprinklered the entire bathroom before leaving last night.

Gym Sock Sprinkler 

The man ejaculates into a gym sock and then swings it around his head in a helicopter motion. The gym sock acts as a sieve as the semen sprays out around his surrounding area, hitting anyone in the general vicinity.
My boyfriend performed the gym sock sprinkler last night and I got a wonderful protein shower!

vanilla with sprinkles 

A vanilla with sprinkles person is someone who isn't exactly kinky or vanilla meaning they either vary or are somewhere in between.
"Im more of a vanilla with sprinkles, im into threesomes but i draw the line at blindfolds"