The naked female partner assumes a resting horizontal position on a bed or similar comfortable surface (NB not a beach). She may be face down or face up. On the request of her male partner, she opens her legs to the fullest extent possible, exposing her intimate areas, folds and orifices to his gaze, inspection and physical touch. With commitment and the assistance of a physiotherapist it may be possible to gradually extend the legs to a maximum degree, but care should be taken not to damage the hips or femur.
“So why did you give me 6 sessions with a physiotherapist, a torch, and a magnifying glass for my birthday Frank?”
“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
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Look at that Honda Accord up there - what is he doing? Is he really trying to Hickory Split right now? Just wait like everyone else smh!
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Person one:I nailed an awesome topspin on my opponent.
Person two:Awesome, so you beat him?
Person one:No, he did a split step and barely got to it.
Person two:Awesome, so you beat him?
Person one:No, he did a split step and barely got to it.
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