An ignorant, hopeless, lazy, self absorbed imbecile that so desperately wants the world to revolve around them they turn minor incidents into opportunities to screw people over and act like they are personal victories.
An individual that chose a career in a field outside of their mental capacity . Instead of working hard and trying to overcome personal character flaws to in order to become successful, they take an admin or management position in order to micro-manage individuals to make other people more miserable than they are.
A person known for rage quitting when they don't get there way or can't manipulate a situation for self gain.
An extended family member that you can't stand to be around for more than one or two hours a year and that is pushing it.
A person that chooses to beleive in false information even when presented with factual observable facts.
i.e. Flat Earthers, Anti-vaxers and what ever you call people that don't believe dinosaurs actually existed.
An individual that chose a career in a field outside of their mental capacity . Instead of working hard and trying to overcome personal character flaws to in order to become successful, they take an admin or management position in order to micro-manage individuals to make other people more miserable than they are.
A person known for rage quitting when they don't get there way or can't manipulate a situation for self gain.
An extended family member that you can't stand to be around for more than one or two hours a year and that is pushing it.
A person that chooses to beleive in false information even when presented with factual observable facts.
i.e. Flat Earthers, Anti-vaxers and what ever you call people that don't believe dinosaurs actually existed.
Virginia just got done with another one of her stories where she suspended a 5th grader for drawing a picture of her eating a bag of dicks, she's a real spark-pod.
Somehow the spark-pod kissed enough ass that they made him the lead of the department even though he was the worst operator in the plant.
The spark-pod didn't get her way so she's been pouting in her room for four hours.
Mitchell will be here this weekend, hopefully he doesn't bring that spark-pod with him.
That spark-pod thinks dinosaur bones were put here to test her faith.
Somehow the spark-pod kissed enough ass that they made him the lead of the department even though he was the worst operator in the plant.
The spark-pod didn't get her way so she's been pouting in her room for four hours.
Mitchell will be here this weekend, hopefully he doesn't bring that spark-pod with him.
That spark-pod thinks dinosaur bones were put here to test her faith.
by Lil' Juan February 10, 2019
Get the spark-podmug. Term coined by the Talking Heads in their popular song Creatures of Love "It's okay to be afraid, When the blue sparks hit your brain." Not sure if it's reference blue sparks of love or blue sparks during the act of love.
John knew he was in trouble when he met Beth. He immediately felt blue sparks, but she paid no attention, because he was such a goober.
by Hornero November 15, 2020
Get the blue sparksmug. Recording Artist, Actress, humanist
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Bet Hip Hop Cypher, Imbd professional actress, Double Cross, WeTv
She just wants to create a new generation of hustlers.
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Bet Hip Hop Cypher, Imbd professional actress, Double Cross, WeTv
She just wants to create a new generation of hustlers.
Asia Sparks is your FAJA, Asia Sparks the SparkleGirl, Have you YouTube Asia Sparks Yet? , Follow Asia Sparks @SparklegirlA
by Urbanflyygurl September 28, 2021
Get the Asia Sparksmug. An Instantly talented Young Drag Queen @taylorsprks With Over 4,000 Instagram Followers And A Career On The Rise!
Her Main Influences Are Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande And Cheddar Gorgeous.
I Have Followed Her On Instagram Since She Was First Starting Out, She Has Incredibly Improved!
Her Main Influences Are Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande And Cheddar Gorgeous.
I Have Followed Her On Instagram Since She Was First Starting Out, She Has Incredibly Improved!
by Sven Abernathy May 18, 2018
Get the Taylor Sparksmug. by dillybopper September 11, 2013
Get the rosa sparkedmug. A person who when faced with a stressful situation or under direct questioning fails to either take appropriate action or to make an appropriate response.
Erica: I asked him for a date.
Rose: What happened?
Erica: He went red, didn't say anything and ran off
Rose: He's such a blank spark.
Rose: What happened?
Erica: He went red, didn't say anything and ran off
Rose: He's such a blank spark.
by rockitman December 17, 2010
Get the blank sparkmug. 
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