Somph

n. 1. What you receive when something very bad happens to you or you don't execute on something the way you planned it.

John really got the somph when he threw that pitch.

by Gregg Czarnecki April 22, 2004

soapy tit wank

lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream

she lathered the leather then I creamed it off

by Steve t January 8, 2004

Sumpy

The peak of intelligence and charm. See sexy and awesome

Will is the Sumpy

by Wilhmer Shackleford March 26, 2004

soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'

'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)

by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009

somiya

a person who resembles a papayaor likes to eat many papayas

Somiya, today you look like a papaya. or I just love eating Somiyas

by Ivy Gallows December 6, 2006

soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 18, 2006

soupy bum

those who wear their pants low and have no ass

"soupy bummm!"

by seppe14 September 2, 2009