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spanking the monkey

like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)
Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha
by secksiLNKK February 15, 2006
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Spanking gear

Another word for thong. Spanking does not always involve sexual contact, especially between strangers; thus potential bottoms are asked to wear thong underwear.
When I saw that sexy policewoman, I wished I had been wearing spanking gear.
by sasgon February 19, 2009
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C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)
Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
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Relentless Soaking

The event of marinating your penis inside multiple vaginas in a short period of time.
There's so much pussy at the dance tonight, there's definately going to be some relentless soaking later.
by Groverjay87 October 26, 2011
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7 mile spanking machine

7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven
Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine
by RodgerC26 June 11, 2018
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shanking

This an an act in which a male or female, whilst having a shit in the toilet, then decides to have a wank. This, therefore, bring us to the word shank. A shit and a wank at the same time.
When on holiday with friends, i walked in on my friend having a shit but his cock was in his hands and he was jerking profusely, at which point i said, "aww, man stop shanking, this is our bathroom aswell"
by Rashed, J November 8, 2008
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Spanking

"How is your day going?"
"Spanking Fam!"
by RealMeaningsBroo July 25, 2018
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