Smokin' Dick

when someone says something to lift the spirits of other but it just isn't possible in any given circumstances

"Yeah man I think the Bears could take it all the way this year."

"Yeah man I think your smokin' dick."

by SexHaver43 March 6, 2024

Smokin’ Hot

A girl who loves history, cleaning, kids, reading, food, good music, and is probably the most attractive girl you’ve ever seen

“Man did you see bella?”

“Yeah she’s Smokin’ Hot!”

by Persistent chap December 18, 2023

smokin my dead

Smoking your dead folks

smokin my dead -I smokin on lotti he got me deady

by instagram justin.2stoned October 17, 2023

smokin hayley

a young woman with the perfect pair of tits

dude1 - hey man ive never seen a smoking hayley before
dude2 - come and check out my gran , shes a smokin hayley

by fott October 17, 2008

Smokin Spippy

The most ridiculous pack you could possibly imagine

“bitch i’m smokin spippy”

by spipper January 5, 2023

smokin' horse

Something (like a task) that you're really looking up against and have been postponing to the max. Now you have to get started and do a major task in a much to short time to be ready before the deadline.

I have only tonight left to write the whole text of my companies website...... smokin' horse!

by smokin' horse August 1, 2017