by Nekram November 28, 2019

When your parter stands on something so their ass is face level with you and you give them a rimjob.
“The ol lady and I are gonna play some Skyrim”
“You have a PlayStation?”
“No she’s going to stand on the coffee table and I’m gonna eat her ass”
“You have a PlayStation?”
“No she’s going to stand on the coffee table and I’m gonna eat her ass”
by DurtyDurn September 11, 2021

by ImmortaIity October 9, 2025

by Nazi Dream June 1, 2019

The reason you think it’s okay to go to bed at 3 am with work or school the next day, and why you haven’t left your room for a month.
Person 1: I’m going to go play Skyrim
Person 2: Oh, it was nice knowing you
Person 1: *dies from old age playing Skyrim*
Person 2: Oh, it was nice knowing you
Person 1: *dies from old age playing Skyrim*
by AxolAtlas November 18, 2021

by anonymous February 6, 2022
