Skeet

To ferociously masterbate.

Lil wayne: "skeet, skeet, skeet, water gun. Like a pistol.

by Slixxlr October 28, 2015

Skeet

The compound word for 'yeet' and 'skrrt'. Like when you are changing location or are going to do something. Used in reference to going somewhere.

Keisha skeeted to the plaza after school.

by BeefyBoiTheSket March 30, 2019

SKEET

1. The sound a water sprinkler makes when it's turned on: "SKEET, SKEET, SKEET"

2. A slang term that implies ejaculating in a forceful or erratic manner.

That girl makes me want to skeet all over her face!

by Destro June 25, 2004

skeet

Something which is unfair or disagreeable.

1. That skeet ass stole my beer!

2. What?! He stole your beer?! What a skeeter!

3. Dude that chemistry test was so skeet.

by lil caddy November 08, 2007

Skeet

A term used mostly by urban Connecticut teenagers, meaning 'whore' or 'slut'. Mostly used on females.

Guy 1: Yo, you know that girl Tiffany?
Gu 2: Yeh.
Guy 1: She be playin' Javon and Jon! She's a skeet.
Guy 2: Werd.

by groovybeans June 25, 2006

skeet

excretion of manspackle in or upon an object

With Kirstyn, I can skeet in her birth controlled vag. But with Tori, she tells me to pull-out and skeet wherever, so I skeet skeet in her blender and make her mom a protein shake.

by BSA January 03, 2006

a-skeet

A-Skeet, when a Jack Rustman, and a Phil Persha, see something that is either comical, sexy, or something that is buggin one of them two, they can chant A-Skeet. Also deriving from the word skeet, a-skeet mo-fucker, a-skeet goddamn

That bitch just ate some serious shit when she slipped on that, a-skeet that was muther fuckin funny, A-SKEET!

by Phil Persha November 15, 2004