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skateboard 

A short narrow board having a set of four wheels mounted under it, ridden in a standing or crouching position and often used to perform stunts
Tony Hawk is a skateboard legend.
skateboard by illEATurHARTout March 11, 2004

skateboarders 

duech bags that get in the way of bmxers
bmx dude: i almost landed that tailwhip but i hit one of the skateboarders

friend: i know right

skateboarder: i think i need to go to the hospital my rib is moving

bmx dude: well i'm fine
skateboarders by bmxdude December 27, 2009

skateboarders 

the fully sikest people in the world you enjoy riding the plank of wood on four wheels. and when these sik ppl get stoned they think of wikid names such as "olly"
1. check out that skateboarder on the ramp! he's WIKID!
2. chick1: that dude is so cool.
chick2: yeah he is a skateboarder
skateboarders by MOINKEY January 8, 2004

skateboarding 

'Skateboarding is not a crime' was emblazoned upon the poseur's black t-shirt in perfect white letters, and a brand new deck was hanging limply in his feminine hands.
skateboarding by nihil8r March 12, 2004

urban skateboards

the pussiest skate team this side of florida. rich ass bitches that piss and moan when they scuff up their shoes. only good skaters because they pay pros to teach them how to skate. deserve nothing, and are treated with the shittiest of respect. believe that.
those fags are so urban!

skateboarders 

Skateboarders often call there own sport an "extreme" sport, when there is nothing extreme about it. When your walking up town and you see someone skateboarding nine times out of ten all you see them do is push themselves around on a piece of wood and fall. They attemt tricks that are not even at great hieghts or great speed. They will generally fall which results in a lot of bitching and moaning. The occasional throwing of a chunk of wood around as if they land that trick all the time with there eyes closed. Lots of time you will see them jump and spin there board out of control as if it is a trick. Also,when is the last time you've ever seen a skateboarder doing something life-threatening? They can say that stupid "mega-ramp" thing all they want but even a unicycle could jump that high if you gave it a big enough ramp. I'm tired of them saying that there "sport" is the best sport out there and nothing else compares to it, when in fact there wrong. It puzzles me that out of all the extreme sports, skateboarding, is the most popular. My guess is that very few have the balls to try something dangerous/creative like blading, BMX, and others. Skateboarding is just for those who can't do anyhthing big so instead they just spin around there piece of wood a foot off the ground and call that the greatest sport?
"Hey look at that hunk of shit rolling towards us, oh no wait thats just a pack of skateboarders"
skateboarders by B-rent15 October 10, 2007