single

Seriously,
I'm
Not
Getting
Laid
Either

Guy #1:Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I'm single

Guy #2:So? Seriously, I'm not getting laid either!

by kmfo27 April 22, 2009

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Single Pringle

Somebody who is single and proud of it.

P1: I've always been a single pringle.
P2: That's just sad.
P1: I'm glad about it!

by A. Nonnie-Moss October 10, 2011

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Literally, a theory that states when man is set against impossible odds, his final bullet will be on himself rather than his enemies. Figuratively, a plan to "cut one's losses" or make sacrifices as a last resort.

So, yeah, according to Mike's single bullet theory, he's gonna play the market right out to the bitter end and try to cash in on as many stocks as possible; however, things don't look good.

by MACHone Inc. September 2, 2005

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singlish

Singapore's very own version of english. A much curt and impatient form of english for those that reside in this rat-raced cosmo city.

Example of a singlish term:"Don't talk cock lah you"
Talk Cock means to spew nonsense from one's mouth or to utter ridiculous contentions.

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

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Singles Day

A day in which we celebrate being single, screw valentines day! A day in which you just get beyond drunk and can bang whoever you want with no ramifications, because it's singles day! Singles day is only to be celebrated in the summer in which beaches, beer, bikinis, shots and sweaty nights are prime. So screw valentines lets get drunk and celebrate singles day!

"Dude you know she was like a 2"
"It's singles day and I just took 4 keg stands"
"That's legit"

"He has a girlfriend, you know."
"I don't care it's singles day, screw it"

by ScrewValentines February 11, 2010

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