silk cannon

A slang for pension

She sucked on my silk cannon until it started shooting missiles

by Doughboyjunior June 12, 2023

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silk missile

Another word for semen or Sperm

Last night I shot some silk missiles at her back

by Doughboyjunior June 09, 2023

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Silk invitation

A silk invitation is when someone wanks off their SO into the person being wanked off’s face

Pheobe gave Andy a Silk Invitation

by Kizz August 14, 2021

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Silk Skin Watch

When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it

Hey man like my silk skin watch?

Dude thats a dick. I hate you

by The Goater July 06, 2010

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silk shower

British officer Slang for when, as a group, you dress in silk robes and attend an evening of group or couple massage with fellow commerades. There is a Mess oil kept for the occasion containing aromatherapy sents such as Eucalyptus and Frankincense, this is distributed by the most senior officer of the group.

We are putting on a Silk Shower event in the Mess on Friday 12th. Please sign up if you are available.

by YouandMe4444 November 23, 2016

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