Shrek

Shrek is love, shrek is life

You must accept him and let him Cum in you with his 50 foot peinis

O yeah shrek daddy

by Daddy shrek cum September 17, 2021

Shrek

The best person in the world. All you bitches should be proud.

Shrek is amazing.

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Shrek

A literal god

I worship shrek

by Ickey759505 August 7, 2018

Shrek

A ogre whos also part monke and has frand called donke. He likes to eat humans. He is a god and rank 4th in coolest people in the world. He is also a lil thicc due to ogrey.

Oh my god thats shrek do you think he will eat my eye!

by Shrekness March 24, 2022

Shrek

A god sent from the gods. The holiest god there is. Looks like an ogre and smells like onions. Is here to save our souls from farquaad and to take us to far far away once we die. If you don’t obey his blinding greeness, you will be punished forever with farquaad.

-Hey I just got back from church, my family worships Shrek.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.

by Shrekmoanalover November 9, 2017

Shrek

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr35min (The length of the movie)

Examples :
"See you in a shrek !" (1h35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away !" (1 month)

by ThingsIdRatherNotSay February 23, 2018

shrek

shrek be me baby bae. he loves me and i love him. we are emo together. he left fiona for me and now we have babies

i love my husband shrek

by shrekmaster97 December 14, 2019