Mason shit-show

One man mixing mortar in a Mason truck, then sliding hot load to grout pump, then
shooting caustic load thru shotcrete gun.

Tony the tiler doing it all vertical concrete and all. Following points in space fixing walls making plumb out of naughty twisted juniper wood framing.
He calls it sweetest plumb the point painted in Sistine Chapel. Man touching God, all man ever was at that moment, attempting perfection while ballancing on a scaffold.His master mason Ed Medley free of the burden in this life used to call it God. To see Tony the tiler obviously maxed out doing the toil of a Hottie Mason helper

One mason shit-show.

Level headed driven by plumb crazy.

by Tonythetiler January 29, 2022

Master Oogway Shit

Hella wise stuff thats been said or is being said

Kyle, after hitting and hitting PNC: damn bro, I don't wanna be horny anymore, I just wanna be happy.
Abdul: woah bro, that's some master Oogway shit

by GlizzyGladiator824 July 20, 2020

Who shit in a cup and made you king?

Also like what crawled up your ass and died.

Example should include the word "Who shit in a cup and made you king?"

by FunGuyInTheVan June 2, 2010

maggot shit

A person so contemptible and reprehensible an excuse of a human being that they are the equivalent of maggot excrement.

Trump is such a maggot shit. He's not the maggot itself, he's its shit.

by nuit et jour December 6, 2018

Man Shaft

this one's simple: a man shaft is a penis. a cock. a dick. a ... man-shaft

His man shaft was so far up in her, her eyes bulged out.

by lynneh January 4, 2004

man-shit

1: A turd of remarkable girth and length. Usually emotes the bearer to a sense of elevated pride and pathos towards his fellow man. The specimen is one worthy of at least a second look and brief ponderence. Because of its' rarity, another natural consideration is to share its' marvel with a significant other prior to flushing. 2: A turd of mythical proportions.

Jen quizzically entered with coat hanger in hand while Tom stood bewildered by his magnificent man-shit challenging him to flush the toilet.

by gv willi December 28, 2005

Big Mac Shit Attack

The consuming of a Big Mac from McDonald's, and shitting it out in a diarrhea-ish manner later on that day, or the first thing next morning.

Ketchup: (yelling into the bathroom) Hey Beef whats taking so long?

Beef: Oh I just had a Big Mac man!

Ketchup: And?

Beef: Its coming out of my ass right now, and I only had it a while ago! I'm having (yet another) Big Mac Shit Attack!

Ketchup: Ouch. I feel bad for the toilet after this one.

Beef: Yeah, me too.

by RogueMan7 January 7, 2008