milking shed 

A bar or club where older women go to pick up younger men, solely for the purpose of sex.

I need to get laid tonight, so I'm going to a milking shed.

milking shed by Deetey April 23, 2017

Penny shed

Because a penny has nearly zero value and a shed is a building someone spends the least amount of money on to hide the shit they wanna throw away but think it’ll have use someday......

Ok boyz, don’t be causin any trouble tonight, the last thing we wanna do is spend the night in old sheriff Jonny’s ‘Penny shed’!

Penny shed by Ball333 July 1, 2019

don't light my shed on fire

A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.

Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?

don't light my shed on fire by smalltowngamers July 29, 2010

tuna shed 

Another word for Cunt...

I wouldnt mind sniffing around Amy's Tuna Shed....

tuna shed by dirtydogsaint April 24, 2008

garden shed 

another term for being closeted or in the closet popularized by tyler the creator by his song with the same name.

i was stuck in the garden shed for a long time, but i think i should come out now.

garden shed by oliver420 June 18, 2020

pubes don't shed 

When someone thinks too highly of themselves. Similar to "shit don't stink".

Fuck you Mark what do you think your pubes don't shed?

pubes don't shed by vjvraider November 3, 2008

Tool Shed Factory 

Worse than a tool, worse than a tool box, worse than a tool shed. A tool shed factory is so awful that simply hanging out with them makes you a tool shed.

Brent:"Why did that girl just call me a tool shed? I didn't even do anything wrong!"
Ashley:"Clearly it's because you were hanging out with that tool shed factory, Mark!"
Brent:"Well, hell if I ever hang out with him again!"

Tool Shed Factory by McEffinFly October 6, 2009