j-sesh

a jerk-off session, the period spanning from when one begins to watch porn and until he finishes

Joe: "Hey guys, I'll be right back."
Schmoe: "Ayy, goin' for that j-sesh real quick?"
Joe: "Fuck off."

by KeithUrbanDictionary November 16, 2017

bone sesh

To have sex. Bone = to have sex, ie. act of using one's boner. Sesh = shorthand for session. Usually preceded by some level of makeout sesh.

John: Yo dude where'd you end up last night?
Mark: This chick's place. Had a pretty serious bone sesh too, once we found a condom.

by The Triple Word Store October 25, 2012

wank sesh

the act of mass wanking. Often performed by scouts or cadets or at a sleepover where a room full of lads all simultaneously jack off

We had this massive wank sesh last night

by Stevie wonderfull February 11, 2007

Chong Sesh

The term 'Chong Sesh' refers to a (usualy) pre-arranged period of time where an individual, or more commonly a group of friends, all come together and smoke a lot of cannabis for recreational use. The word 'Chong' being a slang word describing the action of using a bong, and 'Sesh' being a slang word which is short for 'session', thus 'Chong Sesh'.

Guy: Hey Guys, you all up for a Chong Sesh tomorrow night at my place?

by JeVeuxAJ August 20, 2011

charge sesh

A period of time spend gathered with a collection of friends, always clustered around electrical outlets for the purpose of phone charge. Most common in decivilized locations like campgrounds

Dude, Kelseys been texting me non-stop, we need a charge sesh tonight.

Yo, im feeling a charge sesh in the bathroom instead of this lame chill sesh.

by ccampthecobra July 1, 2009

Bang Sesh

The act of banging; A period of time where two or more persons engage in banging activities, including but not limited to Eiffel towers, trains, and flip sessions.

"Honey, I've had a tough day at work. Time for a bang sesh!"

by ECU Pirates! Arghhhhhhh!!! August 22, 2011

The Sesh Gremlins

A person or a group of people who would do anything for a sesh. Normally come out a night and sesh till sunrise. If you see a sesh gremlin please hide your weed or the gremlins will attack you in a very special way.

The sesh gremlins are desperate for cone.

“Riley, i sweat to god if don’t hurry up on rotation I will steal it away cause I need a freaking cone”

by Special sesh child January 22, 2019