squinties

the thing you get when you're really high. usually associated with a chesire cat smile.

'i can't open my fucking eyes, i've got the squinties"

by kt rix June 23, 2007

squinge

whenever in the course of life violent,sick-twisted images flail before your eyes; a cringe and a squint greet in a horrible embrace

whenever i see your tan mammy (even a defaced picture of her corpse) i squinge

by bob the ball July 12, 2005

sequan

He has strange habits very unique from everybody else he can be hard headed a lot of times very sneaky mostly also can be lazy have potential of doing things just never used it could be laid back mostly.

I saw Sequan yesterday

by Fornitepla March 28, 2019

pre-sequitur

Like a non-sequitur, a pre-sequitur doesn't follow what immediately preceded it, but instead relates to something that came earlier, but too long ago to be relevant. It is a sudden or jarring break in the chronology, but it does follow... when you remember what it refers to. Often used as a comic device.

A classic pre-sequitur:
during Mary's job interview
Lou Grant: What religion are you?
Mary Richards: Mr. Grant, I don't quite know how to say this, but you're not allowed to ask that when someone's applying for a job. It's against the law.
Lou Grant: Wanna call a cop?
Mary Richards: No.
Lou Grant: Good. Would you think I was violating your civil rights if I asked if you're married?
Mary Richards: Presbyterian.

by Megareds January 2, 2008

Sequim

Sequim, Washington. A trash-can-esque town located near the bowls of Hell. It is known for its Vampires, hippies, potheads, and Lavender Festival. The weather in Sequim rarely gets above cold. The original definition of Hell was a place devoid from the warmth of God's love. If this is the case, then Sequim is truely Hell. It has a tendancy to not only be cold in temperature, but in nature as well. Sequim is the third most popular place to retire in the United States. However, peoples souls die off quickly once arriving in Sequim, yet, often people do not realize this until it is far too late...they moved here as retirees, and were nearly dead to begin with. The city is quickly becoming larger in size, and no one seems to be able to figure out how they or anyone found this place and/or actually got there. This feeling leaves most people emotionally disturbed.

"I just moved to Sequim from Kansas City, this place is a trash-can from the bowls of Hell!"
"Woa! Dude OMG! I just moved here from Kansas City too!"
"How the hell did you find this place?"
"Dude, My parents are fucked up...I have no idea"
"Dude, I had a mental break down, and got brainwashed into staying!"
"Cool...wanna go smoke this pound of weed I just bought?!"

by Bella The Unicorn December 5, 2007

Non Sequitur

1. Latin phrase roughly translating as "doesn't follow" (think: not-in-sequence), i.e. 'non-sequitur' describes something that doesn't follow on from the preceeding information or context. Often used as a form of humour.

2. Rotate the giraffe.

See also: Light Bulb

by phantom oddity May 20, 2004

squingile

The anatomical morphology of the marflar (see urban dictionary) is called the squingile as their upper appendages resemble the trunk of the pacyderma. Squingile (sq-uin-gee-lee) are well adept at forplanning by misinforming others of falsified truths in the interest of maintaining positions of power that insure domestic tranquility and public faith in the system.

The squingile trumped most of the presidential contenders with the poise of a lion and the grace of an angel knowing well that he'd set a trap years in advance making the rest, sauce for the goose.

by herb pluribus unam May 15, 2016