Sequim 

Sequim, Washington. A trash-can-esque town located near the bowls of Hell. It is known for its Vampires, hippies, potheads, and Lavender Festival. The weather in Sequim rarely gets above cold. The original definition of Hell was a place devoid from the warmth of God's love. If this is the case, then Sequim is truely Hell. It has a tendancy to not only be cold in temperature, but in nature as well. Sequim is the third most popular place to retire in the United States. However, peoples souls die off quickly once arriving in Sequim, yet, often people do not realize this until it is far too late...they moved here as retirees, and were nearly dead to begin with. The city is quickly becoming larger in size, and no one seems to be able to figure out how they or anyone found this place and/or actually got there. This feeling leaves most people emotionally disturbed.

"I just moved to Sequim from Kansas City, this place is a trash-can from the bowls of Hell!"
"Woa! Dude OMG! I just moved here from Kansas City too!"
"How the hell did you find this place?"
"Dude, My parents are fucked up...I have no idea"
"Dude, I had a mental break down, and got brainwashed into staying!"
"Cool...wanna go smoke this pound of weed I just bought?!"

Sequim by Bella The Unicorn December 5, 2007

Sequim 

A shitty town that trys to be like the good-ol Port Angeles, but everyone knows that they suck. Can only beat PA at one thing, and the only thing that thier stupid asses can brag about. Socially enept. Fags. And Wannabes.

PA kid: Dude ur from SEQUIM?! WTF UR GAY!!!

Sequim by bigdaddy215464858694984 July 11, 2011

Sequim High School 

A high school with the worst teachers ever (maybe 3 actually want to help kids learn). School colors are purple & gold, & there are about 1000 kids, which can be broken into 6 groups:
1. "Hicks"-drive shitty trucks & wear carhartt, but actually live in Sunland along a plush golf course or in a multimillion dollar house on Bell Hill, & they've never worked a day in their lives.
2. Real rednecks-live in mobile homes & legitimately can only afford old pickup trucks. Their parents often are loggers, or own a tiny local business.
3. Jocks-think they are the shit, & act like they are better than everyone. They drink & take ecstasy & fuck each other, &are going to end up prostitutes & pizza delivery men.
4. Goth-crave attention from everyone,& like to spread rumors about being pregnant, raped, abused, or suicidal. No one cares.
5. Hippie/art freaks-force their strange political views on you &smell like weed & sex, & most are really ugly.
6. Punks-do all drugs,all the time,never come to class, hang out at halfblock, play in a band, smoke cigs like they're the shit, & people forget they even exist. You run into them at safeway & go "holy shit, you're still alive?woah. I heard you went to rehab for meth, then failed at stealing from walmart & went to juvi, then you got out &moved to silverdale where you died in a gang fight cuz you think you're fuckin tupac. woah."

Kid from SHS: "I go to SHS"
Kid from China: "What's that?"
Kid from SHS: "Sequim High School"
Kid from China: "Gross"

Overall everyone knows about it, everyone hates it, & I applaud the dozen kids who have had the guts to actually set fire to it.

Sequim High School by SmallTownGirl83 March 15, 2011

sequim (pronounced Skwim) 

Female ejaculate or "Lady Nut".

aftrer we finished doing our thing last night my face was covered in sequim (pronounced Skwim)

sequim (pronounced Skwim) by maroon suede November 24, 2010

SIRI of Sequim 

A beautiful girl that leaves you dazed and confused like you dropped something that you didn't even know you did and she picked it up for you,Her eyes will penetrate your soul and leave you mystified as like staring into the sunset. her mystery also exceeds her beauty with many things about her you're not going to know unless you want to be fully spellbound with her social butterfly attractiveness she can melt anyone with her beautiful body and attractive mind!

hey have you met SIRI of Sequim Omai God that girls got it going on I can't even think straight any more I know what to do maybe should I send her flowers what should I do I don't know what to do ,Maybe take her to Casino?

SIRI of Sequim by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself June 21, 2021

post-sequitur 

While a non sequitur is a comment which does not logically follow the preceding comment, and a pre-sequitur is a comment relating to something mentioned much earlier in a conversation, a post-sequitur follows something yet to be said.

Compared with non sequiturs and pre-sequiturs, genuine post-sequiturs are rare, as most Americans find them immoral.

Jack: Hey there, sweet thang.
Jan: Sure, I'd love to.
Jack: Would you like to go out for a drink? Wait, what?
Jan: Hells yeah it was!
Jack: Was that some kind of post-sequitur?
Jan: Fine, have it your way. Toodle-oo!
Jack: Away with thee or I shall do mur-rer-der-r-r!

post-sequitur by DanielR January 8, 2009

squimchy 

An accurate description of a squishy frog.

That frog is looking very squimchy, and not at all plumpshous.

squimchy by Squimchy Frog_Lover 69 January 21, 2022