by DATBOOMGUY December 3, 2019
Get the yeetus yeetus commit self deletus mug.There is always a non-legend Selwyn. Selwyn is really smart, academically, and in life too.
Selwyn admits that he isn't perfect.
He always feels rejected, but he's gotten used to that. Just say hello, and he might answer back.
He always has a very unusual approach to questions, but he's a mad lad.
Good on ya Sel.
Selwyn admits that he isn't perfect.
He always feels rejected, but he's gotten used to that. Just say hello, and he might answer back.
He always has a very unusual approach to questions, but he's a mad lad.
Good on ya Sel.
'Hi Selwyn, you ok?' 'Hey Selwyn what's the answer to ___'
by LegDatSween March 18, 2019
Get the Selwyn mug.An individual who claims to have high moral standing but really just wants more deductables on their income tax. A person who blindly supports maximizing profits, deregulation, cutting cost, cutting taxes, cutting benefits and then complains "You can't get good service anywhere these days"
"Why is everything I buy a cheap piece of crap?"
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."
"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."
"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."
"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."
"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."
by syd jesus May 24, 2009
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by bigdaddynat April 21, 2019
Get the S(he) S(hit) (Her)self mug.An individual suffering from seltzaholism. Seltzaholism is a disorder characterized by the excessive consumption of and dependence on seltzer, leading to impaired social and vocational functioning, and the development of withdrawal symptoms upon reduced intake.
After years of maladaptive seltzer consumption, the seltzaholic succumbed to effervescence of the liver.
Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.
Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.
by Sharks V. Neti April 21, 2009
Get the Seltzaholic mug.The passengers on an airplane.
Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.
by 747pilot June 5, 2010
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