Scalper

A frocking bitch that buys products at the instant it is out for pre-order or sale.

The sort of person that you don’t know but want to kill because they stole what could of been some ones GPU, PS5 or CE.

Friend: Do you know why I can’t get a GPU
Me: fucking scalpers bro, fucking scalpers

by Youseegaming September 15, 2021

Midnight Scalper

the act of shaving a sex partner's hair after they have fallen asleep.

Rickie is a known midnight scalper he has a collection of hair in his room.

by love rocket February 28, 2012

Nootsack Scalp

The unfortunate condition, when you have excessive skin on your cranium, thus the skin has that scrunched-up look, like a Shar-pei puppy. Actual medical terminology is Nut-sack Scalp, Nootsack Scalp is the "street" version of the condition.

George: What's up nutters?
Jason: Hey, c'mon, stop it please...don't call me that.
Phil: Why you call him nutters?
George: Oh, that's an abbreviation, short for Nut-sack Scalp, or Nootsack Scalp.
Phil: Why do you call him that?
George: Take a look at his head!! Looks like a giant scrotum on his shoulders!!
Phil: Hahaha, yeah it does! Kinda like a shar-pei puppy.
Jason: Please guys, please! Stop it...please.

by Buns Master March 7, 2012

jew scalping

When you forcefully remove the yamaka off the head of a Jewish person.

Jim got arrested for a hate crime yesterday for going out and Jew scalping a guy

by Crusaderking420 June 14, 2019

Vin scully

When a woman talks into a mans penis like it’s a microphone

She used me like a Vin Scully last night

She talked into my dick like vin scully last night

by FlexG January 20, 2021

scalp sex

Whilst in the throes of passion (most easily done in the doggy style position), the giver pulls the receivers hair as tight as possible. Once the hair is taut, the giver brandishes a tomahawk and proceeds to scalp the receiver. Once the scalp is removed the giver proceeds to climax in the receivers open scalp wound.

Keith was terrified the cops would arrest him after he had particularly bloody "scalp sex" with his partner Tony the previous night.

by Failedstate May 15, 2015

Scump

To "Scump" is to stand with your arms crossed, eye's diverted away from any person, and humping. This act must be all business- no pleasure allowed.

A very serious pelvic thrust to an individual whilst ignoring that same person.

Person 1: Hey man why's that guy moving all funny around that girl?

Person 2: Don't worry man... He's just scumping!

by molecricket345 January 26, 2010