Grape Stranglers

(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.

"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"

by jennwigg October 15, 2008

you strangle one hooker

in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.

"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"

"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"

by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017

Balkan strangler

A male, who when visiting a gentleman’s club becomes fixated on one of the dancers. Behavior includes constant staring, with strangler eyes, belief that he and the dancer should be together always and jealousy when one of the boys takes her out back for a private show. Strippers have a sixth sense and can usually sense the strangler and display signs of fight/flight response.

Yo, you peep Jimmy last night at the club? He went full Balkan strangler on that brunette!

by Šta May 31, 2022

Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid

If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!

"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."

by CyanJames May 1, 2022

Scraggle

Scraggle is a word used by stoners to describe a bit of bud that has mostly leaf, very little nodes and hardly any crystal. Scraggle can be found on the bottom of a plant where the bud was starved of light, and can also happen to the whole plant if it is under low wattage,old,or wrong spectrum of bulb, and you may get a scraggly buds through other growing problems too.

Clive I really need a smoke, have you got any of that shit scraggle left? Na Malcolm I cained it all last night.

by Boney stalk January 20, 2014

strangle a midget

Another way of saying you have to poop or take a shit

Q: Where is Dave? A: He just ate ten tacos. He had to go strangle a midget.

by Joe Z May 3, 2008

Walnut Strangler Style

Any heterosexual sex position done with your female partner's panties left on and you reach behind the bottom part of her panties for your balls and penis. Your hard penis goes inside her (analy or vaginaly) and you bring your walnuts down the opposite side of her panties that they came in from.

Harvey, it was awesome, I remembered to do her Walnut Strangler Style and it felt like her hot girlfriend was there sucking my nuts each time I pulled out!

by Harvey A. K. September 10, 2006