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Scarsdale

Another rich hellhole in Westchester. Similar to Bronxville and Chappaqua. In fact, basically the same. While there are some nice people, and some people who aren't ultra-rich and won't recieve a BMW with their driver's licence, most people are quite snobby and rich. Some call themselves "Jews" but don't follow the principles of Judaism at all, kids start "dating" in fifth grade, and anyone who doesn't wear Lacoste or Abercrombie is in some deep shit.
(These are all true)

Skank: OMG, you look like such a fag!
Me (wearing cheaper clothes): and why would that be?
Skank: You don't have a label! You gotta wear Abercrombie

Skank on cell: Oh my god, I don't get why everyone hates Scarsdale, just because we have the money and use it doesn't make us bad, does it?

Skank: I went shopping at tarzhay
Male Skank: don't you mean target?
Skank: yes, but target sounds uncultured

Asshole in Jeep with rolex: yo, pimp my ride! Ain't it ghetto?
by Scarsdalesux September 22, 2006
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Scappoose Muffler

The Scappoose Muffler is local to residents of Oregon, whom upon leaving Portland for the coast, begin to get tired of their female companions chatter about 1/3 of the way to their destination while driving through Scappoose.
to quell the flow of words, the man whips out his cock and slams the head down on his johnson, thus muffling the flow of words and getting some piece and quiet.
Lucy wouldnt shut up this weekend on our way to the coast so I gave her a Scappoose Muffler and followed it up with an angry pirate.
by Not Sponsored February 23, 2009
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Scarsdale

The most Jewish town in the world. where everyone is a JAP, so everyone calls everyone else a JAP without feeling bad. eveyone who lives there is so proud to say that they do. what they dont realize is- no one cares.

home of the walking designer,model body,big nosed girls
and the really nerdy well dressed guys

where there are about three black kids in the school, none of whom are ghetto at all.

where public schools beat out most private schools.
welcome to scarsdale....
girl wearing lacoste shirt points at girl wearing juicy pants and squeals: OMFG SHE IS SUCH A JAP!

rich girl to semi-rich girl: no. eeeefffing. way. i cant believe you didnt get a mini cooper with your drivers license. you are soooo deprived!
by ilivehere December 6, 2006
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