The flat rectangular province in the middle of Canada. were the grass is brown the winter is cold and when 2 guys walk into the bar with ski masks and pipes trying to kill a guy they get there weapons snatched away and there blocks knocked off. The province has two desserts on up north and one down south. It also has many forests and hills and produces large quantities of diamonds, coal, oil,wheat,and uranium. It is most defiantly not flat and has my home town of North Battleford witch has the highest crime rate per capita in all of canada and has a walmart that had a profit of 4 billion dollars in a single year. YES 4 BILLION!
by jakwei11 January 13, 2013
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The main cities are saskatoon (about 250,000 people) and the capital regina (about 200,000 people).There isnt much in saskatchewan except farms,some forest and a couple of deer.
Winters are cold as hell and summers are short and bug infested.
If you enjoy living in saskatchewan then you must either have an IQ of 5 or have spent most of your life in winnipeg.
The main cities are saskatoon (about 250,000 people) and the capital regina (about 200,000 people).There isnt much in saskatchewan except farms,some forest and a couple of deer.
Winters are cold as hell and summers are short and bug infested.
If you enjoy living in saskatchewan then you must either have an IQ of 5 or have spent most of your life in winnipeg.
saskatchewan,flatter than your 12 year old daughter
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The winter is the worst aspect of the city, as it lasts about 5 to 6 months on average, and temperatures can go down to -40˚C without the windchill. It is quite common for at least one day in the year for Saskatoon to be the coldest place on Earth. It has on occasion been colder than 70˚C with the windchill. The summers are nice, but far too short. Temperatures hover around 20-25˚C, and have been as high as 35˚C.
The west side of Saskatoon is a scary place to be, as crime is a common occurrence there. Unless one enjoys knife wounds, they should avoid it at all costs.
The winter is the worst aspect of the city, as it lasts about 5 to 6 months on average, and temperatures can go down to -40˚C without the windchill. It is quite common for at least one day in the year for Saskatoon to be the coldest place on Earth. It has on occasion been colder than 70˚C with the windchill. The summers are nice, but far too short. Temperatures hover around 20-25˚C, and have been as high as 35˚C.
The west side of Saskatoon is a scary place to be, as crime is a common occurrence there. Unless one enjoys knife wounds, they should avoid it at all costs.
Saskatonian #1: "So the other day I was walking around on the west side, bored as hell, freezing my fucking ass off, when a guy stabs me with a knife for my lunch."
Saskatonian #2: "Really? The same thing happened to me the other day!"
Saskatonian #1: "Yeah, Saskatoon sucks. Lets move to the US"
Saskatonian #2: "OK"
Saskatonian #2: "Really? The same thing happened to me the other day!"
Saskatonian #1: "Yeah, Saskatoon sucks. Lets move to the US"
Saskatonian #2: "OK"
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Saskatoon is full of ghetto natives and street people,and has the highest crime rate in all of Canada.
It is also the AIDS capital of Canada.
The weather sucks ass too.Winters are long and cold and it is not uncommon for the temprature to go below -40 degrees celcius.Fall/Spring is cloudy,depressing,chilly and wet.Summers are decent but way too short and too many mosquitos.
There is never anything going on in Saskatoon,it has to be the most boring place in Canada.
Saskatoon is nothing but a frozen ghetto shithole.
It makes Winnipeg look good!
Saskatoon is full of ghetto natives and street people,and has the highest crime rate in all of Canada.
It is also the AIDS capital of Canada.
The weather sucks ass too.Winters are long and cold and it is not uncommon for the temprature to go below -40 degrees celcius.Fall/Spring is cloudy,depressing,chilly and wet.Summers are decent but way too short and too many mosquitos.
There is never anything going on in Saskatoon,it has to be the most boring place in Canada.
Saskatoon is nothing but a frozen ghetto shithole.
It makes Winnipeg look good!
saskatonian 1: Fuck its cold
saskatonian 2: I know man,i was taking a piss the other day and it froze before it reached the toilet bowl
saskatonian 1 :Shit seriously? damn saskatoon sucks,lets move to iraq
saskatonian 2 :ok
saskatonian 2: I know man,i was taking a piss the other day and it froze before it reached the toilet bowl
saskatonian 1 :Shit seriously? damn saskatoon sucks,lets move to iraq
saskatonian 2 :ok
by benchod123 August 16, 2010
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