Oompa Squirt

when an Oompa Loompa is a little bit clogged up, so one must anally punish them til the point that they shit cum and poo at the same time.
“Wow Jimmy, that was quite the Oompa Squirt right there, how’d you get so good at it?”
by HorseCock69 April 16, 2019
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shirt squirt

When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.
Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.
by Jimmy Dink March 22, 2017
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squirt dimples

Squirter dimples also known as the ‘dimples of Venus‘ (Venus was the Roman God of beauty) are one of the ‘tell tale’ signs that you could have an easily orgasmic woman on your hands and it should be easy to to make her squirt.

It is suggested that the dimples occur naturally on many women who have healthy body mass indices and muscle tone as well as strong sexual energy.

Tension, stress, shame and fear will all reduce the visibility of the dimples and are all emotions that will likely inhibit her squirting potential.

That isn’t to say that women who don’t have the dimples can’t squirt, it’s just they probably won’t be able to squirt as easily, or they will need more orgasmic potential massage, or to find a way to reduce the stress in their lives and eat more healthily before they unlock their full squirting orgasmic potential.
Have you ever heard of squirt dimples? Let me show you ... 💦💦💦
by The O.G. Dimpps April 19, 2019
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No Squirt September

The female version of No Nut November, but it's in September
Hey, are you going to participate in No Squirt September?
Oh my god, No Squirt November sucks.
by Spicy McBoii November 06, 2017
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Banana squirt

When a black person squirts from his extremely large banana dick
Sorry Lamar, I was having a fap session in the kitchen and I got banana squirt all over ur fried chicken
by Fish balls August 01, 2017
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squirting virgin

A Virgin, usually black girl, who is a squirter and only learns about it when she loses here virginity
Man 1: Dude Brooklyn is a squirting Virgin!
Man 2: You mean Adams?
Man 1: Yeah the public health chick! She was a Virgin so I fingered her to warm her up and she squirted all over the couch!
Man 2: That must have been a learning experience lol
by Sam Mill December 31, 2021
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Squirting Dildo

A dildo that has an ability to squirt liquid out thereby appearing more realistic. Squirting Dildo can be used in a variety of ways by straight or gay couples.
Monica used a squirting dildo to ejaculate all over her girlfriend.
by partel August 28, 2013
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