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Blonde Roots

Blonde Roots: (n)

1. A blonde person has dyed their hair and their roots have grown out
2. A phrase used to tell someone who doesn't have blonde hair that they are stupid or ditzy because of the stereotypical idea that blonde people are stupid or ditzy
Blonde: Wow, I really need to go to the salon, my roots are showing

Tanya: "OMG, did you know that Niagra Falls is in Canada?"
Rebecca: "Um duh, everyone knows that"
Tanya: "I just foud out! Isn't that awsome?"
Rebecca: "Careful Tanya, your blonde roots are showing"
Tanya: "Wha? Im not blonde!"
by vball1346 May 23, 2010
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Community Roots Academy

CRA, or Community Roots Academy, was the battlefield where Jesus and Satan fought to the death in the year 1. Right as the battle was going to blow up the battlefield, a powerful god ascended from the skies, his name was Ernestus the 4th. He broke up the battle and sent both people to the other sides of the universe. Ernestus restored the battlefield and went under the name of Ernesto. He vowed to protect the sacred battlefield for the rest of eternity, many battles between powerful deities ensued there, however, it was turned into a school in the year 2011, at which point, the demons who once fought there, decided to stop fighting, and instead, haunted the school, making it a hellhole for all students who go there, despite the (mostly) amazing Teachers hired. The Boys bathroom is always dirty. no matter how much guardian Ernesto tries to keep it clean. and the girls bathroom is fine because all demons are Simps. Demons also hate children, and therefore sometimes posess the children, usually the most annoying ones.
by Anonynous Scribe April 19, 2022
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Homie Robot

a person with an ethnicity that doesn’t have its own country
by Uncle Sam 2 July 6, 2023
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Fuckin' the Robot

What one does at robotics practice that prevents spending time with friends.
"Noah, can you hang out?"

"Nah, I got robotics"

"There he goes fuckin' the robot again"
by Big Dawgggggggggggggggg January 23, 2019
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robot wars

Robot wars was a TV show that has ran for 9 series in the UK, each week 6 or 8 competitors battled out for a place in the semi finals. But they went only fighting themselves, but the House Robots, they were: Matilda, Dead Metal, Shunt, Sgt Bash, Sir Killalot, Growler, Mr Psycho, and Cassius Chrome
Robot Wars is the mechanical mother of all wars!
by j.p.n July 27, 2006
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Roots Manuva

greatest rapper the world has ever known
"thus i sprinkle dust on the tip of gods dick"
by squarepusher December 17, 2003
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Robosexual

One, male or female, who is sexually aroused by, or would gladly and willingly f*ck a/ be f*cked by a robot.
my friend saw a picture of rule 63 mike schmidt being f*cked by foxy in one of my porn folders, now he won't stop publicly calling me a robosexual
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