river snakes

A skinny person's biceps

Check out that Ethiopian kid's biceps! He's got a mean pair of river snakes.

by MathosKotso September 6, 2008

River Terrace Crew

Gang based on the south side of Chicago, IL during the early 1980's.
Once "rode" on a rival gang(the 19th street gansgters) at their own barbeque, commencing to step on sneakers as payback for a fight with Morton salt that got ugly inside of a local convenience store.

"The River Terrace Crew dug up our leader and put high heels on him."

by Cornrowla August 26, 2004

river in the valley

blowing your load on the chest of the girl you had relations with

Riley - "why did that girl just run out of here with yogurt all over her chest?"

Goose - "that wasn't yogurt that was my river in the valley!"

by goose x gallagher April 20, 2008

River Plinko

When one takes a crap in a moving body of water while facing down stream and the turd "plinkos" off one or both of his/her legs.

Dude, I took a shit wrong in the stream and ended up playing "river plinko."

by lampropeltis311 August 29, 2009

river bottom party

It's a party near a river, usually a cookout with alcohol among friends.

Are you bringing anything to Heather's river bottom party?

by Whiely Henderson April 19, 2016

River Skank

A river skank is a female hooker who is considered an absolute skank by the general population and usually hang around near rivers or any type of water. You can also find Sea Skanks and Swamp Skanks are the worst.

Generally a river skank is just referred to anyone who puts themselves up for prositution, they may not actually be bad looking, it depends on the context.

Chris you brought an absolute river skank to the villa last night.

by DubstepCraig August 14, 2016

River Crumbing

Slang for rain

( aka crumbs of water )

Do you think it will be river crumbing tomorrow?

by Lonely Christian September 4, 2017