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Poseidon's RimJob

When you take a shit and the water splashes so hard directly on your asshole that it becomes clean enough you don't have to wipe anymore.
Joe: Have you ever used a bidet?
Jeff: I didn't need it, i got the Poseidon's RimJob!
by Quiry January 3, 2023
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Rimjob Secular

Rimjob Secular a description, of a speaker or writer who blindly supports political Islamists inspite of knowing the threat it possesses. They deleberately fake ignorance for selfish gains.

The word got popularity following large scale gold smuggling in India via rectum were intercepted. The summglers were people believed to be recruited by political Islamists to fund themselves.

Journalists and politicians mostly do rimjob secular activism for money, awards or other material benefits.

All Rimjob seculars are not motivated by money. Some do it for attention , as political islamists have good collectives and ecosystems to project anyone who supports them
The news anchor said, we won't report details of islamic terrorism because it will favour right wingers, typical rimjob secularism

I don't understand why he texts like an idiot supporting Islamist's victim card. Is he a rimjob secular?
by Wiston Parker March 17, 2023
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Correct-rimjob

Is when an manly Alpha non-fag licks a girl's asshole. Unlike "rimjob" that now became fag-rimjobs, the Manly! do it and doesn't his chickto do disgusting things.
This guys make he cum with just licking her asshole, she got a correct-rimjob. He's a chad!!
by Mr. Memo Herdez November 6, 2018
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Jalapeno Rimjob

The act of giving/ receiving a rimjob when all party members involved have recently eaten taco bell.
Hey Kim, after eating this delicious smothered burrito, you wanna smother my ***hole with a jalapeno rimjob?
by buttslutt October 23, 2016
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National Homie Rimjob Day

Licking your homie's ass is aloud on this day without it being gay.

Any year on June 9th, you can go ham on a homie!
Hey Joe, can I eat your ass?

Joe would then say: Go for it man! It's National Homie Rimjob Day.
by UT99Fan July 9, 2021
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Mobius Rimjob

I went out with Kelly last night and we totally gave each other a Mobius rimjob!
by Membersonly777 October 20, 2020
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tammy tampon rimjob

the removal of a tampon before sexual intercourse, followed by a beautiful moist finger up the anal cavity while on top of the male victim
mateeee she gave me suchhhh a tammy tampon rimjob fuckin unreal mate
by Madman240 January 18, 2021
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