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Grundy response

A terse retort. A short sharp response to someone who is struggling to contain themselves and is pushing their insecurities outwards onto everyone else. A 'grundy response' should only be used with people who you have a baseline friendship and / or respect with as they are often quite harsh and may include profanity.

The term can also be used in a derogatory fashion when referring to anytime you responded negatively to someone who is asking you to do something (haha I gave him a grundy response)
At a relaxed social gathering at Tommy's house people are preparing for a large scale group dinner. Tommy is stressed because he wants everything to be perfect, as a result he is pushing his stress outwards onto everyone else. Jim is making gravy for the above mentioned dinner:

Tommy: Jim is the gravy ready?
Jim: Not yet, I'm working on it, just need a little more time to make it good enough.
(30 seconds later)
Tommy: Jim, the gravy, is it ready? What's happening!?
Jim: I'm working on it, I want to do a good job, it should be ready soon.
(10 seconds later)
Tommy: Look, Jim, the consensus is that we don't care how good the gravy is.
Jim: Well, the consensus can go fuck itself Tommy <- Grundy response

At first look the Grundy response seems harsh, but in reality Jim is aware of how relaxed the situation is and that Tommy is just running around talking a lot but getting very little done other than stressing people out. The grundy response is used to snap him back into the reality of the situation.
by slackjawedfrigate April 24, 2013
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worthless response

I’m going to introduce you to the Maestro of the Metropolitan Opera!!!

Worthless Response: Lol
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Crapid Response

When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.
Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”

Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne
by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019
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straightforward response

Refers to how a dude's love-pipe behaves if a gal he's with shows him "The Merchandise".
A guy's having a "straightforward response" when in the presence of a naked chick makes perfect sense if you think about it... if the dude's lulu sticks out firmly and is "aimed" at said "au naturel" damsel, it more-readily facilitates his simply stepping forward and "sticking it in".
by QuacksO August 22, 2019
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Twitter Response

When somebody provides a valid constructive criticism against something, wether generally speaking or in an argument, and then the other party, either who the criticism was directed towards or somebody who affiliates themselves with the critiqued party, responds to the criticism with a response which completely disregards everything the critic said and tries to offend and / or shut up the critic.
"When he said 'Ok but who asked?', that was such a Twitter Response."
by BloxedRetro October 3, 2021
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Ams response

A ams response is where somebody gives a awnser to a image or text with a bland watered down message of 1 or 2 words stating the obvious of the text or image.

What a mood killer.
User: Wow look I finally got this new set of armor, it took me super long and tons of time to grind I even got this cute modification for my helmet!

(User sends photo of armor with a cat helmet)

Ams response: furry
by Idontmtknowm April 9, 2022
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emergency response guidebook

A guidebook for first responders during the initial phase of a dangerous goods/ hazardous materials transportation incident.
Person1: Oh no that truck full of explosives is on fire
Person2: quickly grab your 2008 copy of emergency response guidebook
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