A Rinder

The ability to express any emotion whilst maintaining a down turned mouth.

Also known as a churchill

I asked the Plumber how expenisive it would be and he pulled a Rinder.

by Zococola October 19, 2015

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Mind Reader

A mind reader is a person or machine that can tell what people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, Disrespect privacy, and gossip.

Josh: “Hey mind Reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!!”

Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”

Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”

Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”

by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019

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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.

Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."

by xxylvii July 25, 2021

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Rendezjew

A meeting of Jews: predominately for social recreation, during such occasions bagels are often ingested and legal manitary tender is wisely invested.

"Shalom Hershel, are you free for a rendezjew this evening?"
"Toda but no, if we meet in groups exceeding 2 either the Christians, Russians, Germans, English...well pretty much anyone attacks us, too many died last year."
"...there'll be cream cheese."
"I'm in"

by Jewfro15 June 19, 2009

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