Not to be confused with the sport of "noodling", fishing for catfish with your arm, leg, or little sister, Raw Noodling may be used to identify the sexual, though immensely dangerous activity of gently fitting a thin spaghetti, or more appropriately angel hair noodle into the urethra of a man's shaft, sliding it as far as it goes or otherwise until he is notified by the sharp pain running through his penis.
This is usually initiated as a sexual fetish response and can be done before, after, or without coitus at all. Raw noodling is rumored to have first developed in Italy, though it's true origin is still disputed.
The practice of raw noodling, in it's carnal form, is altogether unsurprisingly dangerous and rather unwise. Those unfortunate enough to be granted the uncordial title of a habitual "raw noodler" are most likely extremely demented human beings and would like nothing more than to invade your own urethra with dried durum wheat semolina pasta sticks. These individuals could be anyone - your local store (Big 5) clerk, your child's friend's soccer mom or dad who picks him up for his games, or the custodial technician at work, mopping floors in the after hours when you're working overtime and seemingly inching closer and closer to your desk. You want to scream "stay back, you weird, little man!", but you find yourself short of breath and perfusely perspirating.
It is best to remain cautious when "hookin' up" with such folk.
This is usually initiated as a sexual fetish response and can be done before, after, or without coitus at all. Raw noodling is rumored to have first developed in Italy, though it's true origin is still disputed.
The practice of raw noodling, in it's carnal form, is altogether unsurprisingly dangerous and rather unwise. Those unfortunate enough to be granted the uncordial title of a habitual "raw noodler" are most likely extremely demented human beings and would like nothing more than to invade your own urethra with dried durum wheat semolina pasta sticks. These individuals could be anyone - your local store (Big 5) clerk, your child's friend's soccer mom or dad who picks him up for his games, or the custodial technician at work, mopping floors in the after hours when you're working overtime and seemingly inching closer and closer to your desk. You want to scream "stay back, you weird, little man!", but you find yourself short of breath and perfusely perspirating.
It is best to remain cautious when "hookin' up" with such folk.
Example
John - "As I was making love to Stacy, she promptly lowered herself and her attention to my midsection. At first, I thought it was something exciting, something I could have hoped to enjoy.. but when I felt that sharp pain ring through my penis, I knew exactly what she had done. I lowered my gaze to my celebrated minion and witnessed a long, yellowish noodle sticking out of my urethra."
Jim - "Sounds unpleasant and somewhat excessive. Well, I'll get back to you on that - I've a date with the wife. We're thinking Italian."
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3 Hours Later
Jim - As Jim was sitting in his chair drowning out the annoying prattle streaming from his wife's mouth at the other end of the table, he couldn't help but notice that there was only one noodle left in his pasta dish. As he became lost in thought over this lone noodle he did not notice the old waiter shambling over to gather their check. When Jim saw a wrinkly, Italian hand reach over his plate to pick up the check, he looked up at the man, while sporting bug eyes and a startled face, and asked him softly "have you ever heard of raw noodling?"
John - "As I was making love to Stacy, she promptly lowered herself and her attention to my midsection. At first, I thought it was something exciting, something I could have hoped to enjoy.. but when I felt that sharp pain ring through my penis, I knew exactly what she had done. I lowered my gaze to my celebrated minion and witnessed a long, yellowish noodle sticking out of my urethra."
Jim - "Sounds unpleasant and somewhat excessive. Well, I'll get back to you on that - I've a date with the wife. We're thinking Italian."
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3 Hours Later
Jim - As Jim was sitting in his chair drowning out the annoying prattle streaming from his wife's mouth at the other end of the table, he couldn't help but notice that there was only one noodle left in his pasta dish. As he became lost in thought over this lone noodle he did not notice the old waiter shambling over to gather their check. When Jim saw a wrinkly, Italian hand reach over his plate to pick up the check, he looked up at the man, while sporting bug eyes and a startled face, and asked him softly "have you ever heard of raw noodling?"
by The Noodler Supreme March 09, 2010
A 'raw par' (or more rarely 'par squared') is a phrase used predominantly by males of Generation Z. Its primary function is to define the rare occurance in which ones par is negated and made void, by the countering 'raw par' of another.
A 'raw par' is most commonly found in circles in which 'bare cusses' and phrases inducing 'beef' are thrown around casually, usually resulting in violence and occasional death. A raw par is most commonly followed by a group of young males annunciating an 'OOOH' sound. This sound is often falsetto in black youths.
A 'raw par' is most commonly found in circles in which 'bare cusses' and phrases inducing 'beef' are thrown around casually, usually resulting in violence and occasional death. A raw par is most commonly followed by a group of young males annunciating an 'OOOH' sound. This sound is often falsetto in black youths.
Youth 1: FAAM, YOURR NAN IS SO GOOD IN BEDD, SHE OUTDID YOUR MUMM! GET PARRED.
Youth 2: Bruv, your par game is weak... AT LEAST MY MUM IS NOT BED BOUND BY VIRAL INFECTION, SYMPTOMS OF WHICH INCLUDE A BLUE, PUSS RIDDEN GENITAL AREA WITH VARIOUS MAL-COLORED CYSTS CAUSED MOST PROBABLY BY INCREASED SEXUAL ACTIVITIES WITH MEN THAT ARE NOT FRATERNAL TO YOU. YOUR PARRED.
Youth chorus: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH OHHHH OHHHHHHHH OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOHHHHH SHHIITTT OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAW PAR. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAAWWWWWW
Youth 2: Bruv, your par game is weak... AT LEAST MY MUM IS NOT BED BOUND BY VIRAL INFECTION, SYMPTOMS OF WHICH INCLUDE A BLUE, PUSS RIDDEN GENITAL AREA WITH VARIOUS MAL-COLORED CYSTS CAUSED MOST PROBABLY BY INCREASED SEXUAL ACTIVITIES WITH MEN THAT ARE NOT FRATERNAL TO YOU. YOUR PARRED.
Youth chorus: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH OHHHH OHHHHHHHH OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOHHHHH SHHIITTT OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAW PAR. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAAWWWWWW
by SomeNextGuyFam April 05, 2011
The genital of a woman that is chafed and sore, almost raw, from having an all-night long intercourse.
Mark and Tina had rough sex all night every hour on the hour. Tina woke up this morning with a raw pork.
by notSoladylike August 13, 2010
by Stefan the terrible May 27, 2004
A stupid backward redneck hillbilly. The name comes from the sound of their speech. When one is speaking it sounds like this: "Ree-raw ree-raw sum bitch, ree-raw ree-raw."
We went to this bar in Alabama and it was full of ree-raws talking about bullriding and goat roping.
by Steve_Juggernaut January 02, 2010
by Bradley J. September 18, 2005