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rump ranger

One who quests for rump
That damn rump ranger is at it again.
by Bleh November 23, 2002
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Army Rangers

Hardcore, super duper, paratroopers.

Upon graduation of Ranger School, the soldier is awarded a tan beret and the coveted ranger tab to signify his being an elite.
Army Rangers Farewell Greeting

Ranger: "Rangers lead the way, sir."
Officer: "All the way.
by Volf June 27, 2009
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Red ranger

The act of stabbing someone in the gut. Typically with a sword but any sharp object will do.
Jason: Did you hear what Ricky did? He stabbed his roommate in the gut.

Tommy: Damn!
Jason: Yeah. Guy bled out. He's dead.
Tommy: Damn. He red rangered his ass.

OtakuJuan: You know what I like about the red ranger from Liveman, Yusuke Amamiya?
WeeabooTu: What?
OtakuJuan: In the final battle against the boss, he didn't engage in a long and drawn out fight. He just simply stabbed the boss in the gut with his sword.
OtakuTu: Trollololol! He's the best red senshi evar!
by The Anticlown February 3, 2015
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Starfish Ranger

The medical term used for a predominantly albino homosexual who enjoys ramming small jewish boys in the rectum.
wow i thought i was being attacked by a swarm of bees, but to my utmost satisfaction it was only a starfish ranger
by p-oke-her-face October 20, 2010
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power rangers

a good tv series in which a bunch of teenagers fight evil. Kimberly, Jason, Zack, Trini, Billy, and Tommy, led by Zordon and Alpha the robot. Several movies were made from it, and new spinoff series with the same titles and increasingly gayer characters also spawned. Was good until after Lost Galaxy. Lightspeed rescue killed the series for good. the reason for this is probably that Japanese producers noticed that kids like gayer and gayer things as time went on. We were probably screaming "WE LIKE DUMB!" or something. Also, Tommy and Kimberly had a thing for each other... heheh
Tommy: Its' Morphing Time!!!
Timmy the narrator: Little does Tommy know that in about 7 years, all the bad guys he fought and the work that he did would be for naught, due to the Power Rangers series becoming intellectually void shit.
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Texas Rangers

A major league baseball team from Arlington, TX. Known most for choking in clutch situations, losing 2 straight world series, and trading all their good players.
Damn I was hoping the Texas Rangers would win the World Series this year but they choked again!!
by los huevos May 20, 2014
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Robbie Ranger

One who calls himself a helicopter pilot because he has hover soloed in an R-22 helicopter. Often buys "Look at me I'm a helicopter pilot" type of memorabilia, such as huge rear window stickers and T-shirts. Said Robbie Ranger will also likely have a myspace page with pictures of themselves flying while wearing aviator sunglasses. In some instances, Robbie Rangers have even been spotted wearing military colored flight suits with patches. It is also common for Robbie Rangers to have tribal tattoos and tight fitting emo t-shirts.

Although the previous description is accurate most of the time, it is important to remember that Robbie Rangers can be any age or gender. In fact many of them are older men who are lost in their mid life crisis. Many of them have left their computer industry careers, or are using a GI bill to fulfill their pipe dream.

When conversing with a Robbie Ranger, he will often tell you that he flies the most difficult helicopter to fly and it's made him a better pilot.
Lifeboat78: Hey ladies, I just got back from a really dangerous cross country training flight. There I was, upside down in a cumulonimbus when the engine quit. For a moment I thought I was going to die but since I'm a better stick than my instructor, I said "Listen loser, I am god's gift to aviation, hand over the controls and I'll salvage this." I entered an inverted autorotation and did a split S (HOT CHICK INTTERUPTS)

Hot Chick: OH Wow thats so cool! I've never met a helicopter before!! So you guys get paid like a $100,000 a year right?

Lifeboat78: Yeah thats what my flight school told me, but I just love to fly so much that (HOT CHICK INTERRUPTS AGAIN)

Hot Chick: Umm, so you aren't actually getting paid?

Lifeboat78: Well not right now, but I'm going to fly to this safety seminar on Saturday and I have an empty seat...

Hot Chick: Oh, thats like so cool, but my friend just texted me soooooo yeah, I have to go. Later Robbie Ranger.
by lifeboat78 May 5, 2010
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