Tennessee Ranch

A thick coagulated sperm load found with bits of tobacco best served on food

This guy really pissed me off so I put some Tennessee Ranch on his pizza.

by Shinron Sakai September 20, 2014

Ranch pussy

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus

Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.

Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy

by cheetospicy July 8, 2019

Ranch Wars

This a fun game to play with your friends, in this game you and your friend try to see who can cover their ballsack first with a mcdonalds ranch packet.

"Man this sucks ryan just beat me in Ranch Wars

by Datboicade December 9, 2019

Copper Ranch

Substance that drips out of the anus after ejaculation has happened inside the rectum during anal sex.

You should probably check there is no copper ranch before you toss someone's salad.

by Urbanscholar48 May 24, 2018

Weston Ranch

Uptown - SS, them niggas you don’t fw and if u wanna funk you better be ready to duck!

“Weston ranch niggas ain’t no joke 💯”

by Strictly Section September 16, 2020

ranch gang

people who are actively seeking more ranch

dude 1 bro you got the ranch

dude 2 you know it!!! im ranch gang!!!!

by bruh meme September 30, 2020

Psycho Ranch

It's a facility where people go to get it together. It usually specializes in drug addiction, sex addiction, and trauma. Instead of a cold, clinical setting, it's usually more like a resort, or set in the country, or possibly a ranch.

"He wanted to lay low after his 4th dui, so he spent a week at that psycho ranch." or, "The court ordered her to do a stint in rehab, so she booked a room at the psycho ranch for a month."

by Ottawa0214 June 4, 2017