Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it

Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad

by George ranchington February 28, 2018

Road ranching

Masterbating to completion between the intercom and the pick up window at a fast food restaurant

I’m road ranching in the McDonald’s drive through.

by Hoover sucks February 10, 2021

cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!

My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?

by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022

Dude Ranching

Using Ranch Dressing to aid one in fondling one's genitals, or those of someone else, to cause sexual pleasure.

My dudes and I were "dude ranching" with delight all night, but we didn't have time to clean up the ranch or get dressed before my parent came home from the opera.

by DudeRanchIT February 26, 2023

The Books of Rancid Nasties

It's a series of books that serve as doctrines for the Lupearian faith. It is believed that the Lupearians came into existence around 334 BC and influenced the homosexual behaviors exhibited in ancient Greece.

The Books of Rancid Nasties, hold the knowledge of endless homosexual rituals that are preformed by sworn in Lupearians.

It is speculated that the last living decadent of the Lupearians, lurks in the Southern most tip of Texas, that continues to uphold the rituals of the Books of Rancid Nasties.

Last sighting of an Alpba Lupearian, was in an Allied US cave and is awaiting to convert the next dirty jerbear to continue the belief of the Lupearians.

I prayed over the Books of Rancid Nasties, and was enlightened by the wisdom of the Lupearians.

by Charles J. Joans March 4, 2021