crotch purse

A vagina, especially when used to store various items, such as change, or lipstick.

Hey girl, you got an extra tissue in your crotch purse?

by Mikefromearth November 07, 2013

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purse chicken

Smuggling contraband food into a movie theater, such as chicken wings, via a purse. Describes all food not just chicken.

What purse chicken do we have for Guardians of the Galaxy?

by sadieruns May 28, 2017

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The act of a male sticking his testicle into a females butthole.

I tried coin pursing and it hurt my balls.

by FerryRose April 27, 2019

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A vagina filled with the cum of multiple people.

A promiscuous woman's vagina.

You think Becky has a cum purse.

I banged so many guys, instead of having all of thier pictures I keep them in cum purse to remember them!

by Buttmole asspickle August 24, 2020

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A Husband/Boyfriend/Fiance at the mall with his Wife/Girlfriend/Fiance and made to hold significant-other's purse

My mom went to the mall with her Purse-mule, I mean my dad.

by AyatollahofDietCola November 11, 2010

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Douche Purse is the same meaning but is referred as the female version of the term "douche bag".

"Katie is such a douche purse. I hate it when she uses my curling iron."

by xxHouse82xx July 11, 2013

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by TyphoidComa July 30, 2009

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