Cum Purse

A vagina filled with the cum of multiple people.

A promiscuous woman's vagina.

You think Becky has a cum purse.

I banged so many guys, instead of having all of thier pictures I keep them in cum purse to remember them!

by Buttmole asspickle August 23, 2020

purse candy

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.

Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.

by @price5233 June 20, 2020

Purse badger

A person, typically female, who keeps their proximity or RFID badge in their purse at all times. While not typically a problem, the purse badger will always hold up a group of weary-eye, late-arrivals at the entrance while she tries in vain to scan the badge through the sidewall of the purse. The purse badger is an animal of convenience and necessity, and does not remove the badge from the purse for any reason. If the badge cannot be scanned, the next person in line will be forced to use their badge to open the door so the group may pass.

I was late to work because the purse badger was holding up the line at the door.

by W0lf Dick June 2, 2018

tofu purse

a vegetarian woman's genitals. a specification of the general term "spam purse"

man 1: "I could see Betty's spam purse her skirt was so short." man 2: "No, dude. Betty, has a tofu purse, she's a vegetarian."

by duvzy omalley September 26, 2010

crotch purse

A vagina, especially when used to store various items, such as change, or lipstick.

Hey girl, you got an extra tissue in your crotch purse?

by Mikefromearth November 8, 2013

prawn purse

Another word for a smelly unclean vagina

She dropped her Primark leggings and out popped her prawn purse

by Thepope92 January 10, 2021

purse chicken

Smuggling contraband food into a movie theater, such as chicken wings, via a purse. Describes all food not just chicken.

What purse chicken do we have for Guardians of the Galaxy?

by sadieruns May 28, 2017