A person, typically female, who keeps their proximity or RFID badge in their purse at all times. While not typically a problem, the purse badger will always hold up a group of weary-eye, late-arrivals at the entrance while she tries in vain to scan the badge through the sidewall of the purse. The purse badger is an animal of convenience and necessity, and does not remove the badge from the purse for any reason. If the badge cannot be scanned, the next person in line will be forced to use their badge to open the door so the group may pass.
by W0lf Dick June 2, 2018
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by @price5233 June 20, 2020
Get the purse candy mug.The contents of a purse, after they have been poured out onto the floor or a table. Purse vomit can be found when women have lost their car keys or makeup or then they are transferring the contents of one purse to another.
I came home and found purse vomit all over my floor with Mary digging through it, trying to find her keys.
by Nemo Noone December 26, 2011
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When Brandy is fully shithoused and hides Mcdoubles in her purse for sober Brandy in the morning/afternoon.
by Vangaales May 23, 2018
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