Cunt Punt

When a person of the female gender steps out of line and needs to be put in her place. It may take a swift kick to the crotch.

Rhone, your way out of line . Shut your big mouth or I'm going to cunt punt you.

by Shayna16 December 21, 2020

camel punt

When a man kicks, or "punts" a woman who's vagina is exposed through her clothing, or, "has a camel toe"

Johnny saw that nasty hoe on the street and camel punted her.

by Camelpunter January 13, 2014

punt-o'clock

The designated time to hit the pub with the boys to send this week's pay check on the donkeys and pan lickers. Usually occurs on pay day but is subject to change depending on financial positions. KICK... KICK.... KICK......

"it's punt-o'clock boys"
"hope the pay checks are in cuz it's punt-o'clock"

by Dennnyyy August 8, 2019

Cunt Punt

To prevent a straight male friend from getting laid. To remove his chances of vaginal intercourse from the playing field.

Adrian was pass out drunk while I was flirting with Karen and threw up on my bed, that guy is such such a cunt punter.

by Homoerectus420 January 30, 2018

Cunt punt

When a woman get kicked in the va jj aka the virgins

One time I cunt punted a hoe so hard that she end Ed up in the next county.

by Ajobcg April 7, 2021

Punt Gun

When a man builds up semen by not ejaculating for days or weeks then attends a gathering where he beats off into a crowd ejaculating on many people at one time.

Dude I didnt beat off for 3 weeks and got all swolled up with the baby batter! I went to Lakesia’s party and spanked the monkey in a closet, when I was ready to blow I popped out and pulled a PUNT GUN blasting jizz on at least 6 people!”

by Deepthroat Dan February 11, 2021

muff punt

when you quarterback snick a girls ass hole

My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night

by calus clintiondicks January 20, 2019