precation masturbation

The act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members.

I've made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. I am totally ready for this trip!

by RonnieRon February 6, 2017

productionate

Procrastinating so hard you go back to being productive just to say you’re busy

I didn’t want to do my homework so bad I productionated

by Nice Guy Reset June 11, 2018

ProductionTakeTwo

A bipolar sick fuck that always leaves a game on developement state and goes to redmiint8's house so he can suck his dick
By the way, He knows LUA

hi do you know lua?
NO IM NOT PRODUCTIONTAKETWO!

by BipolarTakeTwo January 4, 2019

JAS Productions

Also known as Joseph and Shanin Productions, JAS Productions makes amateur videos.

JAS Productions is a unique production company that works with JP Studios Global.

by Michael Tran May 26, 2008

Fox Productions

Also known as "Garzon-Zendejas Productions"

A well known company started in the Spring of 2009 by two gorgeous, intelligent, talented, innovative, foxy, hispanic business women who were out to conquer the world one "Fox" at a time.

Fox Productions has changed my life!

One day I want to start a company like Fox Productions. They are awesome!!

From: The New York Times

"Fox Productions conquers the world"

"Fox Productions wins fastest growing company of the year"

by Ecuamex April 25, 2010

Urban Productionary

the utter lack of productivity induced by an addiction to urban dictionary

I wasn't able to add the cover letter to the TPS reports because I suffer from urban productionary.

by UD addict February 26, 2011

whippedness protection program

When a person needs to lie to his girlfriend to go out for the night with his boys.

We had to enter Bob in the whippedness protection program or he would have lost his man card.

by whippedness, man card, lie, gi March 21, 2011