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Porcelain palsy

The temporary lack of sensation and occasional paralytic effect on the legs as a result of spending too much time on the toilet, usually due to spending a long time on social media or reading a good book.
I made the mistake of throwing down in a meme war on FB while in the bathroom.
After an hour or so, I couldn't stand up because I was a victim of the dreaded porcelain palsy.
by rev. ray July 30, 2016
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Porcelain Drips

Taking a shit but only burning drops of liquid feces are expelled. They sting the sphincter so bad that you grab the handicap bars, grimace with pain, clench your teeth and wish someone would shove an ice cube up your ass just to cool it down. If you didn't know better, you'd think hot lava was pouring from your bung.
Carl partied all night and then made a trip to Taco Hell. He suffered the next morning with the porcelain drips.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017
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prece

Pronounced "preesh" - another way of saying "appreciate it" or "thanks"
Joe: Hey man can I copy your answers for the Business Law homework?
Jack: Sure, here you go.

Joe: big prece.
by trehnt May 9, 2018
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Porcelain Lasagne

When one enters a public toilet to discover the previous occupant has decided it’s time for some Italian cuisine.

One must recognise when a poo has been left in a toilet, the next logical step is to create a porcelain lasagne.

Recipe:

Meat - Poo
Cheese - Smegma
Béchamel Sauce - Semen

Pasta Sheets - Bog roll

Prep time - User discrepancy

Serves - 4-6
Preheat your oven to 180° C
Reverse Kangaroo - recommended
Holy fuck, someone has started a porcelain lasagne in this toilet, see you soon boys, it’s time for the cheese layer.
by facelymilkington September 15, 2021
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whorehouse price

n. an extemely exhorbitant price demanded or paid
They wanted a whorehouse price for that old piece of junk.
by farmerfreddie September 21, 2009
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painting porcelain

the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown
"Jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?"
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."
by triebkore March 16, 2012
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Fissure Price

- noun

Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.
Person 1: I thought it would be funny to see if I could fist myself with Optimus Prime, but I blew out my rectum.

Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...
by retardedgenius October 24, 2011
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