probied

When a man is made to do something he does not want to do by his wife.

me: "yo man you watching the heat game?"
friend: "nah man, im stuck watching Y&R"
me: "aw man you got probied!"

me: "yo u wanna get some beers later?"
friend: "can't dude, going to bed bath and beyond then mowing the lawn"
me: "man you got probied again?"

by notproby June 16, 2013

Puma Prowler

Essentially, a younger version of a cougar. Puma Prowlers are typically under-30 females who enjoy dating/hitting on/hooking up with younger (yet still over 18) males or females. A responsible Puma Prowler however will always ask for identification from any potential target who looks like they can be underage. Puma Prowlers tend to be successful and financially well-kempt twenty-somethings with "Sugar Mama" tendencies.

She's such a Puma Prowler, all her ex-boyfriends are still in college!, Let's go Puma Prowl at the Ducks game this weekend!, Last night Danielle was Puma Prowling at $1 PBR night

by The Portland Socialite October 1, 2012

Dog Problems

An awesome record by The Format

I spent last night listening to The Format's Dog Problems.

by Bjay1209 January 14, 2010

somebody else's problem

(n.) a device which allows you to render an object invisible if no one expects it to be there, as seen in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"An SEP," he said, "is something that we can't see, or don't see, or our brain doesn't let us see, because we think that it's somebody else's problem. That's what SEP means. Somebody Else's Problem. The brain just edits it out, it's like a blind spot. If you look at it directly you won't see it unless you know precisely what it is. Your only hope is to catch it by surprise out of the corner of your eye."

by three newtons February 16, 2004

White People Problems

As defined by the great Louis CK in his concert film "Hilarious", these problems affect Americans in the middle to upper class. This is when your life is so amazing, that you make shit up to be upset about.

"Why do I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? This is bullshit, I shouldn't have to do that!"

This is in sharp contrast to real problems, experienced by people in other countries.

My English professor didn't truly grasp the depth of my thesis statement! ...By the way I know this doesn't matter at all, I'm just telling you my white people problems.

by LawsonComedy October 21, 2010

drug problem

The situation one finds himself in when the stock of controlled substances runs out.

If not remedied, the situation may lead to intense irritation, boredom, or withdrawal symptoms.

"Why are you always so fucked up? I think you have a drug problem."

"No I don't, I've still got plenty left."

by Twizzz May 27, 2008

Here's the problem...

A common phrase from Hotel Mario used in Youtube Poop. Possibly combined with the next line(s) in the sequence (see below).

Huah-hah! Here's the problem...too many toasters! You know what they say, all toasters...toast toast!

~Hotel Mario

by silver40596 February 8, 2009