Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 04, 2021

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 04, 2021

High Priest Siah

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by High Priest Siah November 04, 2022

mean gay priests

Clerics who would sell their own mothers to be monsignors or bishops. They exploit their position of authority for personal gain, manipulate others to consolidate their power, and engage in harmful or unethical sexual behavior with other men (usually other gay priests). They are a sect of the mean gays that usually thrived in seminary and were deemed golden boys in their respective dioceses and among formators.

Mark: why are those guys such assholes?
Joe: you stupid idiot those are the mean gay priests. They will stop at nothing to either fuck you or fuck you over.

by Pepejulian November 21, 2024

Priest

A man of god, a pedophile, and or a source of comedy.

"Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!" - Father Ted (Dermot Morgan)

by RhapsodyURBAN July 02, 2022

priest

something that's good, or cool

Yo, that new Kendrick tune is hot, man.
It's priest, baby.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 15, 2019

Priest

Someone who is very good at reading bibles and other assorted religious texts. Often a pedophile

My child has been baptised by the piss of the head priest of the Catholic Church

by TamChanUwU November 06, 2021