practile

A word typed by an idiot who is trying to spell practice.

Would you like to go to practile with me?

by Brady I. October 11, 2007

Proactive

according to me, proactive means getting some other significant information, then getting the desired information and then recalling the desired information

by darshan g godbole August 27, 2003

practise passion

A way of phrasing wanking in such a way as to sound like you aren't a lonely freak. Also good for not freaking out girlfriends.

Guy 1: Man, my junk is killing me. I gotta go practise passion.

Gal: What were you doing in there? Were you jerking off?
Guy 2: Nah, girl. I was practising passion, just for you.
Gal: Aww, that's so sweet.

by JustGreat September 29, 2009

Predictive Programming

The idea where the elites want to make stories but they don't have the capacity to come up with something novel, so they just create media where the story is something that they plan on doing in the future.

Guy 1: Did you see the White Noise movie?
Guy 2: No, I heard it was a stupid movie that was only intended for an esoteric elite who planned the East Palestine event.
Guy 1: What a bunch of predictive programming bullshit.

by Pancrab March 1, 2023

Water Practice

A cover name for the act of smearing bodily fluids all over one's face. This act most commonly occurs directly after a dirty movie or an intense workout.

Brock: "I'm ready for some water practice. It gives me such an overwhelming sense of fulfilment."

by jello_man April 15, 2009

Target Practice

You're banging a girl and right before you blow, you push her out the window. Try to hit her on the way down...Target Practice!!

I had this sloot over last night in the penthouse...shit got boring so we did a little target practice!

by jonesy April 8, 2005

proactive

The most powerful, non prescription laxative.

If you are suffering from constipation, ask your chemist for new Proactive.

by Loony Choon January 13, 2004